I can´t wait to see Nyxon – it´s been forever and finally she´s in town and coming over to visit and catch up with me. She walks in with her face planted in her cell phone. We sit on the couch and she totally ignores me – texting and laughing at her interchanges on the phone. I wait patiently for a few minutes and Nyxon doesn´t even glance over at me. I ask her to put her cell phone down, but she puts up a finger … just a second GiGi – it´s an important email. Oh wait – it´s a text from Roxie. Nyxon giggles and the phone incessantly chirps. I´m started to get annoyed. She tells me just a second one more time and I´ve had enough of this crap. I grab a piece of rope and quickly jam her elbows together. GiGi – what are you doing … are you making a clip without telling me?? The flexible raven haired bitch grabs her phone with her elbows crushed together and she´s still able to manipulate the texting and emailing. I grab the phone out of her hand and tie up her knees before removing her shoes. I shove her precious phone between her bare feet and tell her to text and email with her toes!! Nyxon is starting to freak out as her phone buzzes off the hook and she realizes how many messages she is missing. Luckily I have a roll of electrical tape handy and I wrap the tape tightly on her hand taping her fingers all the way to the tips tightly rendering each hand useless like a claw!! I laugh out loud and cleave gag her. I grab her cell off the couch and start replying to her messages. Oh wait hun – a quick selfie of you tied up unable to respond to your custom client. Nyxon crawls off the couch while I taunt her – Nyxon – hurry up and get to your email I laugh – your client might get another model. Poor self absorbed Nyxon struggles helplessly to pick up her phone – her tightly bound arms flailing … it´s only inches away and yet she´s unable to pick up and use her phone!!!!
