Diana answers the knock at her door to discover Kris, her son's friend. Her son is outside playing soccer, but Kris tells her he's there since he went to a strip bar the other night and saw an advertisement for a woman named Sylvia Diamond, who looked just like her. Diana rips it off and tells him it has to be a mistake. However, Kris affirms her identity when he sees the tattoo on the small of her back — the same tattoo Sylvia Diamond has! Diana admits that she is moonlighting as a stripper, but neither her son nor her husband can never, ever know. The football mom ends up letting Kris score to keep his mouth closed. GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!
