"My dear husband…the doctors say that your weak heart cant take any excitement…but Ive just come from the lawyers and I know that youve left me everything in your will…not to mention your life insurance policy…so I thought now would be a good time to tell you about the affair Ive been having with your best friend. Ill strip down to better explain in detail the great sex Ive been having with him…his cock is so much bigger than yours…oh, you dont look so well, your heart rate shouldnt be so dangerously high…"
