When it comes time to find some money for their in-ground pool, Tatiana Milovani and her lover have to go head to head to hard-assed, hard-drinking, chain-smoking loan officer Rachel. The only problem is Rachel isn’t too impressed with the sorry state of their finances. It takes a golden handshake along with a tiny bargaining to get the loan procedure flowing — and you can only imagine what that involves! (hint: pissing)