Marie is going to your St. Patrick's party since her boyfriend is working and doesn't drink. When her beau ' s kid finds out, he comments on the fact that it ' s not even green, and that she s sporting too skimpy of an outfit. Marie doesn tell Johnny she’s 's wearing green panties, she reveals him. Johnny ends up kissing over the Blarney Stone on St. Paddy's Day, and finds gold at the end of the rainbow. Talk about the chance o' that the Irish. Slainte!