Kris is pissed because his wife's friend Mia Lelani is gonna make them late for the booze cruise. They're supposed to meet his wife there, but Mia's taking too long getting ready and making her big tits look good. By the time she's finished powdering her nose, Kris angrily tells her it's too late, the boat left the dock, and that ship has sailed. But that doesn't discourage Mia; she makes up for it by giving Kris's skinboat a tug and getting to see his true inner seaman.